A word about the South...
Here in the South we'll kick your ass no matter what you are wearing...Not
to mention that, down here, if your dad is a mechanic chances are you
will be too. That means that when you show up for work Monday morning
with nail polish on you better be prepared to throw down.
If you happen to be Gothic and Southern you are living on the edge
of the edge. It doesn't seem to bother anyone down here that there are
entire families dressed in cammo outfits shopping at the mall. Here, a
woman the size of a small jeep can safely smash herself into a pair
of small stretch pants and walk the streets unafraid of attracting any
negative attention. Down here, if you look like a wrestler, you are treated
like royalty virtually everywhere and that includes Central Florida!
In the South, women who look like hookers drive hundreds of miles
to see the Virgin Mary in a cow field and no one notices that they
look like sluts. It is here in the South where "America's Most Wanted"
can safely hide...because everybody looks like that. If you like clothing
that has "handicraft" on it... this is the place for you! There are people
wearing sweatshirts down here that actually look like bad cakes with
rocks in it and nobody seems to mind that. You can get away with
a hell of alot down here but don't start looking Gothy because you
could literally "go missing" and never be seen or heard from again.
I-75 is a long and deserted highway.
Of course that won't stop a real southerner from wearing black lipstick
if they fucking want to and that's what I like about the South. A
friendly drink at the local bar can turn into a tragic episode of "Cops"
in the blink of an eye.That's because we do whatever the fuck we want
to down here and if you don't like it you can kiss our ass. In a sentence.
We're Southern...don't fuck with us!
i didnt write this ....its from goth trailer park....
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