What's morning chore do you hate the most...

psycho · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2003 6:19 pm

>throws large blunt objects at Ren's head<

*Dizz* · **Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 2:54 pm

chickens suck.. :Sad Devil:

psycho · **Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 6:15 pm

a cow tried to kill me once.. :i:

Renfield · **Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 6:34 pm

Another cow-cheese-dairy farmer guy told me a story once that he called the stroy of the evil cow. Seems his family had this cow when he was growing up and this cow was plain mean to folks. His pa always told him, "I don't know what in tarnation's wrong with that there cow, but it seems she's got a touch of the devil in her." One day, his pa told him to tie the cow up in the barn, so he did. The next mornin Darren (that's his name) was up with the roosters. He went to the barn to see what was going on with that there cow and he found that that there cow had wrapped the rope up around the tractor and locked herself up against the door and, wouldn't you know it? That there cow had gone and died on him. Well Darren was in a bit of a pickle at this point. There was that there cow, dead and all, propped up against the big, sliddin' doors of the barn and caught between them and the tractor. Now how was he goin' to get the tractor out so he could haul all the slop for them there hogs? Finally he decided to take that there sledge hammer and whack the cow in the belly to try to dislodge the animal from the wedge it had made for itself. Problem was, every time he whacked the cow in the belly it farted. He'd hit that there dead cow in the belly and it would cut a pooter every time. Don't remember the end of the story. Oh, well. :coool:

psycho · **Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 7:56 pm

that was pointless. >nods to self<
>throws cow shit at ren<

Saramonster · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2003 8:01 am

o0op!! COW PIE FIGHT!! >.<

Sir Droseph · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2003 4:10 am

AHH!!

hauntd1 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:23 pm

*pokes*

*ducks*

*runs*

IronDragon · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:32 pm

uhhhh...... wth is a slacker doodle? lol...

psycho · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:43 pm

uh.. yea.. that's a good question. wtf is a slacker doodle??

hauntd1 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:51 pm

Is similar to a snicker doodle? 'Cause those are yummy! :lol:

As for my worst dreaded morning chore?

Sure is a bitch to have to open the sliding glass door and let the kitties out on the balcony. And what's with the need to flick a switch to have a fire in the fireplace to warm up when it's cold!? :i:

psycho · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:55 pm

>looks around< yea.. my least favorite morning chore would have to be... uh.. waking up? :i:

hauntd1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:09 am

*nods*

Adds that to list.

I wake up like 2 or 3 times in a night. I've learned to hate the waking up process. Especially when you don't kow if it's day or night...and looking at the clock isn't helping either, because he way it's a time where it's dark whether it's am or pm. And then you freak out not knowing if you overslept and where you should be if you should be somewhere!? :What the fuck:

Am I late for work!? It's a traumatic thing. Really.

psycho · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:16 am

>giggles< i hate those kinds of things. it is quite traumatic. but when you wake up in the middle of the night and once you finally do realize that you aren't late and you're supposed to be sleeping, it's kind of a nice feeling to know you can go back to sleep for however many hours. >nods to self<

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