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 Post subject: Great Ways to Annoy Yankees
PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2003 8:56 pm 
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Great Ways to Annoy Yankees

1. Refer to EVERY soft drink as a Coke
2. When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell them Delta is ready when they are.
3. Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.
4. Take your own sweet time
5. Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it, raise a ruckus!
6. Offer to send up a bottle of fresh air.
7. Talk loudly and often about SEC football and ACC basketball
8. Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle name. ( For example: Lisa Marie - John Michael - Jim Bob )
9. Frequently bring up "The War of Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War" Always interject that "there weren't nothing Civil about it."
10. Address all males as "son" and women as "little lady."
11. Everyone you see eating Yankee Food like cream of wheat or clam chowder say "yoo weeee!! That ain't fit to eat!"
12. Tell em we use to have a lot of prostitutes in the south but the Yankees came down and married them all.

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I wanna dip my BALLS in it!
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Damn i like number 12 i think that's what happened to my sister.......


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13. When invited to dinner, offer to bring dessert. Show up with a box of Moon Pies. . . banana ones.


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holy shit i'm crackin up.. i shall pull some of those during my upcomming trip to chicago..

i'll b ethe one wearin the black overalls and wifebeater with mustard stains on it


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and blackeyes, broken ribs, and propably tire tracks lol

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:roll: :roll: :roll:

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its a home and a tornado magnet

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Another way to piss of Yanks is go for a "Sunday drive" on a Monday

....They really hate that :twisted:

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everybody hates that except bikers because we get a nice long line of traffic to casually pass

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That's true, but I haven't had anyone shoot at me down here for it......yet.

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i am guilty of number one.. >.<

and bump ha

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i've heard no 10 more times than i care to remember

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5. Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it, raise a ruckus!

i've actually seen someone do that... my brother

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as a yank, I take absolutely no offense to anythong posted here, thusfar. Sorry to ruin your fun. :P

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