Necrotic Obsession

Okay... so... I wear underwear.

But for the past few days, it seems that either I shrunk or my underwear stretched out because I will be sitting down and my underwear moves to be very uncomfortable and not covering my lady parts anymore.

Also, my husband never wears pants... He sits around in his boxers all of the time and we'll be eating and his junk just falls out. Can someone tell me what the point in boxers are anyway? I feel like they're just skirts with a line down the middle.

I'm starting to think that underwear are completely pointless.

hahahahah...

first of all i have to ask how old are you? and how long have you been married for? I thought you were early twenties. I thought marrying that young was a thing of the past.


second of all... i hate boxers...HATE them. I only wear boxer briefs... nice and snug and secure. and even though you really see a clear outline of my stuff... at least it's not poking out the bottom. (i'm not that gifted).

and the point of underwear... is that it prevents chafing!

I have gone commando in jeans before. not fun!!!

I'm 24... been married for six months with the guy that I've been with for nearly as long as I've been on NO.

He doesn't like boxer briefs. I think he finds them too restricting.

balls out undies are just a no-go

i dont care what excuses people use..

dont flash your nuts !!!!


I mean its not like i've ever seen anyone walking around with a sign around the neck that says " show me your scrotum sack"

The whole thing about "restricted" is a bit like old guys buying huge flashy cars, they are just trying to big up their shit, but it doesnt fool anyone.. esp after its been hung out to dry ...

well then congrats on getting married! where was our invitation?? huh huh?

and yah... boxers still suck...

they bunch up in your pants... they don't prevent chafing... and your weiner sticks out the slit in the front... it's cold out there....

Thanks. We didn't invite anyone. We eloped. XD

My friend married us and gave us a really dorky ceremony. You can watch it on Youtube.

did you elope to your back yard?


no dress up? I like your hair though

We eloped down the street in a park. XD

No dress up. We went to Chipotle and the Renaissance Festival (where we met) afterward.

There almost wasn't even going to be a ceremony. "Weddings" and all that crap aren't really my thing... never even used to want to get married. Still don't want to be sometimes and I catch myself calling Chris my boyfriend, heh... Not that it's any different, really... But I got more tax money back this year because we filed together, so that was cool. XD

i'm 31 and i'm still not looking to get married... hence the breaking up with the g/f...

you two should join a coffeclub with all that chitchat and blabbing..

Maybe if you made with more chitchat and babbling people would come back!

yes, your poor attendance and your poor contribution to these boards is a detriment to the overall population and popularity of these boards... perhaps if you said something noteworthy there would be more people frequenting and frolicking among these digital hallways...

I wear briefs, i like my junk up and snug not out hangin around bouncin off themselves.

I'm with you Farout

I don't like boxers either - at least, I don't think they're an attractive look.
While we're on the underwear topic, I'd like to complain about the outrageous price of women's lingerie. It drives me mad! And broke

Also Crow, sorry to hear about you and the gf. It was looking like you were on to a good thing.