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Enigma's Shadow
 Post subject: Almost fucked...
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:55 pm 
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Dude, JC didn't refill my pass... And I found out when I got on the 4... I was like "wtf? This thing must be fucking broken" so I said fuck it and jumped on the red line. But when I got down stairs....

The tap card validator was red, so I say fuck it again cause it's not like there's ever any pigs riding the subway, and go downstairs to the platform....not realizing that there's a shitload flooding the train I got on, when I jumped on the far end, I was like "....Fuck my life....* cause the guard at the end had a validator, so I moved to the middle part of the train.. but there were these 2 other pigs standing there to....When they started checking, the pigs from the front and back started closing in... and I swear, the closer they got , my heart started beating faster like it was some Metal Gear Solid shit.....

The one guard from the back didn't have have a validator when he got up to me, but the one up front did...*FUCK MY LIFE!!* I keep thinking to myself....He was checking everyone shit, and soon I was going to get assfucked with a $250 fine!!....Finally , he got up to me he was going to check my card, There's like this background music from MGS playing.... but he just looked at it!! Then he stuck his validator back in his holster... !O_O!...At this point....I'm surrounded by pig.....2 in the back. 2 in the front, and 1 to the left and right of me......

I'm at the point where I think the matrix is fucking with me.. They all got off at McArthur park....and it feels like fate smacked a dick in my face and said...."You're just lust lucky I have that premature ejaculation problems! You gonna get RAPED!, next time BITCH!!".....O_O....

I escaped....but this is only the beginning of the day.......What will come next??!?! O_o

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InfiniteChaos
 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:09 am 
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That is fucking hilarious :roll:

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Enigma's Shadow
 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:03 pm 
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Shitting bricks Is not funny madam!!

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[size=85]"I just watched a Bumble Bee fly into my room and try to fuck the light bulb on the ceiling ..... After banging it several times, It went straight down after being burned to death by it.... I salute you Mr. Bee..... You are the true representation of all my relationships and affairs ..." -Me[/color]

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InfiniteChaos
 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:44 am 
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*hugs* well at least you didn't get a fine.

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golem
 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:05 pm 
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Or ass raped lol!
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InfiniteChaos
 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:28 am 
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true. that might have caused some discomfort.

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twisteddark
 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
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uumm wow, that sounds quite traumatizing. im guessing you're talking about some subway system? i've never heard of "validators" for your cards, but man talk about gay shit. THE MAN IS JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU DOWN!

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Pariah
 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:47 pm 
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karma.. its for not being nice to someone last week..!!

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 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
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Dont they have attendants at the entrance turnstiles?

If you get past them on Chicago Transit, you're home free.

Then again, you'd have to be a ninja to do that.
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Enigma's Shadow
 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:18 pm 
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I has Stealth negro Tactics..

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Chemical Burn
 Post subject: Re: Almost fucked...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:38 pm 
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wow that could have sucked badly... Your lucky.

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