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MergedLoki
 Post subject: Re: Fucking Twilight....
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:22 am 
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My biggest issue(s) are A. she (author) is a friggin mormon so basically the entire series is one long 'dont fuck till there's a ring on the finger' panphlet.

B. HOW it's written. It's essentially internet fan fiction without the rigerous editing process MOST 15 yr old girls use when writing a short story for the 'net lol.

I mean... I hate harry potter too (the last big craze before twlight) but at least that author had taken a class or two (or read a book or SOMETHING and could friggin write).

I could go on about how much twlight sucks balls but... we all know it does. so that is all.

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Twilight....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:02 am 
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Rockerbaby1031 wrote:
They're not bad books, but the movie made it way too pathetic

are you kidding me? Those books were terrible. Don't get me wrong I like crazy queer shit too, I literally burst into tears when I read the 6th harry potter book because snape killed dumbledore, but twilight?!

She spent HALF of each book talking about how fucking pretty the fucking vampires were! There's only like three chapters have actual plot in any of the books, shit maybe four in the last book, but the rest is all redundant sappy crap spewing from the mouth of an angsty teenage slag. I've read more engaging stories in cosmo articles!

And dear god the vampires, why can't they go out in sunlight, why?! BECAUSE THEY SPARKLE LIKE DIAMONDS! WTF IS THAT SHIT!?

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Twilight....
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:21 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Twilight....
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:30 am 
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Dabison wrote:
Rockerbaby1031 wrote:
Don't get me wrong I like crazy queer shit too, I literally burst into tears when I read the 6th harry potter book because snape killed dumbledore,

Well thanks for ruining that for me! :P J/K :wink:

I really dislike the Twilight series. I'm a vampire fiction fan but this just...sucked balls. In my opinion.

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Twilight....
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:24 am 
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I vote for blade in the next twilight movie..


"thought i forgot about you?!"..

i think that would spice it up quite a bit..

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Twilight....
PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 11:21 am 
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The whole goddamned thing makes me want to bury the fucking bitch that wrote this shit up to her neck and run her over with a lawnmower that has rusty, dull blades.

That is all.

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Twilight....
PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:52 am 
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Pariah wrote:
I vote for blade in the next twilight movie..


"thought i forgot about you?!"..

i think that would spice it up quite a bit..


Didn't you hear? Blade hunted Edward a couple years back but let him go because real vampires don't sparkle.

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Pariah
 Post subject: Re: Fucking Twilight....
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he let him go cos he thought he wasnt a real vampire, just cos hes a big wimp..

next twilight movie i want eddie murphy in it as Pr. Klump


maybe he can invent extra big teeth for them then :)

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Blade should be introduced to the series. At least it would get interesting.

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