Necrotic Obsession

so i have been drinking all night with my new neighbor that is absolutely gorgeous and her best friend. they both were smashed an im pretty drunk, i tucked them both to bed and despite my better judgment and thier asking i left with a see you in the morning... now im here and really thinking that a case of beer is not quite the same as either of their arms...





i really need to shoot myself in the foot...

you must be slightly retarded for leaving that..

Wtf is wrong with you? Chance of a lifetime and you passed.... And does that really have anything to do with ur age? Er, was it there age? Were they minors? Lol