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shamma
 Post subject: My Boss
PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:52 pm 
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Basically 2 face religious nut. Got any good one liners i could spraypaint on his car (white bmw). Im too paranoid to put my faeces on his chair coz he might have it sent for dna testing, but then again i could get some of his mother's ...... i think ill pass. Any good one liners?
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Eyes Like Twenty
 Post subject: Re: My Boss
PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:12 pm 
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Um, this is the wrong place for this, dumbfuck.

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Renfield
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:13 pm 
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Oooppss...

Looks like I got to this too late...

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FAROUT
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:17 pm 
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I do not condone destruction of personal property.

Just shit in paper bag and put it on is porch then light it on fire, ring doorbell and run.

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Renfield
 Post subject: Re: My Boss
PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:26 pm 
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Upper Decker. Get into his house and take a shit in the tank of his toilet. the next time he flushes it he'll notice something terribly wrong. Unfortunately, there's only one way to to clean it.

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"The aim of every political constitution is, or ought to be, first to obtain for rulers men who possess most wisdom to discern, and most virtue to pursue, the common good of the society; and in the next place, to take the most effectual precautions for keeping them virtuous whilst they continue to hold their public trust."
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Sit, be still and listen
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Abstract Thought
 Post subject: Re: My Boss
PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:09 pm 
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shamma wrote:
he might have it sent for dna testing


What the fuck is this, CSI Underworld?

Guy, the odds of your boss gathering up and stashing your ass-snakes in tupperware to ship off for testing at some science lab is highly unlikely. Still, I wouldn't reccommend it, if for no other reason than thats a pussy's way out. Just go find some more work, and then tell the dude to fuck himself.

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Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!"

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TheLockedUpLenore
 Post subject: Re: My Boss
PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:28 pm 
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...

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Abstract Thought
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Removed mah flames, just now noticed this was moved into here, heh.

Um...peace and love, and shit?

PS- Lockedup Lenore, you are so hot I'd drink the strained blood from your tampons.

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Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!"

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FAROUT
 Post subject: Re: My Boss
PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:15 am 
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Ya put some Vodka with it and make a nice drink.

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Eyes Like Twenty
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:29 am 
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... I never thought I'd live to see the day that Solo is the least creepy guy in a thread.

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Phantasm
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Eyes Like Twenty wrote:
... I never thought I'd live to see the day that Solo is the least creepy guy in a thread.

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Dabison
 Post subject: Re: My Boss
PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:02 am 
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Eyes Like Twenty wrote:
... I never thought I'd live to see the day that Solo is the least creepy guy in a thread.

:roll: :roll: well statistically speaking, it had to happen atleast once.

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TheLockedUpLenore
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Um.... what the fuck?

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Mmm_Milky
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I've never found Solo to sound creepy. I don't know what that means.

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