Necrotic Obsession

everyone seems to like my little rants so much, i thought id post another one, just in case all the dickheads in the world havent come out yet, this might draw em out....i bet the first post is by one!...this is like fishing for assholes...lets see if i can catch one!


Fuck musicians! They ruined guitar! Fight back! here's how..




everywhere you fuckin go, here's another asshole with a guitar in your face screamin about "check this out!", or those guys who hang out at the music store and talk about guitars like other assholes talk about their cars......the only thing i talk about with that much affection and candor is my cock.
i guess its easy to see where most people's priorities lie.
you know ive been playin guitar for a really long time, but im seriously thinking about quitting. my girlfriend complains that i never play at home anymore...but man, i dont want to ever even remotley resemble the assholes that come to mind when you think "guitar" especially in her eyes. im making an effort to separate myself as much as possible. for my own peace of mind, and for hers.
even my classical stuff isnt sacred anymore, with dickheads asking me to show em this song or that song, just so they can maybe for once in their life get a little ass from some retarded insecure pop-loving girl who knows nothing about original thought and really liked the way that he just played dave mathews lastest cash-run of a tune, and she's being pressured to give up her pussy to the first meathead in a white cap because everywhere she turns, america is telling her to deepthroat.
you can hear the gears in her head turning as she watches this dick play...
"but who should i bang?" she wonders..."this guy playing the guitar for me seems nice, and all the girls want him now that he can play "stairway to heaven" and "nothing else matters"......he even looks like all the other meatheads with his stupid spiked hair and his retarded beaded/and or hemp necklace, so i wont be picked on for having an original male....perfect!"
and later that night, for all of 2 minutes and 30 seconds, she experiences the mediocre-unsensitive bliss of being an american girl....and they date.....for a month...and she does it again, this time a new kind of the same meathead with a slightly different gimmick....
never too different.
and all this, because some random fuckhead picked up a guitar for the first time....
he spends his time learning lingo and chords.
he says things like ""ax", and "les paul" and "the action on this fender is nice...." or "i need to get the frett board filed down...."
he says these things to dumb 18-year-old girls at holister or old navy....or "the coffeeshop" ....oh dont get me started on "coffeeshop people"....
i hung out with that type of crowd so long, i took to habitually fucking anything that crossed my path just to take out the frustration i felt at having to sit through those retarded boring stupid "intellectual" conversations day after day...
i must have fucked a million girls in that time period...or maybe a billion....and it was all those people's fault.
it was either sex or violence...i picked sex for awhile, that didnt work, then i went violent, it was fun but it still didnt work, so i got new friends, and i feel much better.....on an off note, loyalty (im a cancer, so its a fault of mine) is not always the best way to be. i should have ditched those fuckers a long time ago.
they werent mean, they were just boring, so it made it tough to leave em cuz they did nothing wrong...but you watch and see how draining that could be to your lifeforce having to hang out with it all day every day...
youll fucking shoot yourself....i cant believe i didnt. praise my strength. im a survivor.
i fucked for survival.
i was looking for something cerebral, and thats the best i could find in our society....
...now i'm trying to revive or establish some meaning or truth to this whole "goth" scene, because the tunes i make, are accepted by these people (and yes you are all very caring and nice, and much more interesting then my last crowd...<thank pan!>) ...
if this whole goth scene turns out as bad, im gonna give up on people all together.
i already have 1 foot out the door.
and this whole guitar thing is the next to last straw.
i know people that ive known for a few years or more that still have no idea i play guitar.
when i play live...(about 3 times a year now)...ive been known to turn my back on the crowd as i play, because i feel like a such a fucking sellout by contributing to this whole whirlpool of american rape.
that, and when i look around i see all the assholes in the crowd who "play" guitar too, staring at my hands....you can see them telling themselves "remember this, i could play that, just remember it till i get home to my guitar..."
to me, thats the same as memorizing someone elses words and later on repeating them to a new crowd and getting the praise....i love catching people who do that...thats why when i quote someone, i always say who im quoting....
im going to learn to play the harp (yes, what the angels are always playing) and the violin.....lets see how many assholes follow suit, when there are not "fretts" or little "numbers" to memorize...play by ear fags. play from the heart for one. i wish everyone who "played" guitar would pick up a violin instead....
you wouldnt believe how much our everyday life would change if they did.
if you see one of these dicks say something...put a stop to it. one of the things i wanna change so much about this "goth" scene is how passive the majority of us are. most of you have some really good ideas, but isolated in whatever bumblefuck american armpit we all live in, there's not many others around like us. they fear that rebellion might be suicide, and it would be, depending on how you go about it, but there are many ways to rebel.
and on top of that, if its just a numbers thing let me tell you, i myself feel confident verbally taking out a hundred meatheads in an arguement.
no problem.
if its the whole physical thing you're afraid of, grab a bat or a knife and fuckin attack the nearest meathead....call the cops yourself if you can (this always looks better for you) and tell the arriving officer that "i feared for my life" also say that you dont quite remember all the details. say it was all a blur, and you were so afraid that you just reacted....if you can give all the details, sometimes cops take that as "intent" meaning you were already planning such an attack, and you will go to jail then, so be careful about that....it really is a self-defense situation, but one look at your cloths, and they are gonna be all over you trying to blame you for takin out poor- all- american johnny football captain or whatever...you see my point. learn the laws in your town about self defense and make sure you follow them, or ill have to reply to all your emails with you in prison somewhere....(not like most of us arent already feeling imprisoned already right?)
that however, is very very very rare. the only reason i mention it, is for you soldiers of the mind stuck in ol' redneck land out there...poor bastrds. my heart goes out to you....
but the main point is stop being pussies. the majority of "non-goth" people i talk to have this image as goth people being a bunch of scrawny, or over weight teenagers who got picked on in highschool and paint their fingernails and run from anyone who tries to come after them...
physically, if your a little over weight. hit the gym. to skinny, grab a few burgers....then hit the gym. take some martial arts instruction...(this should be mandatory in our culture just like a second language) physical dicipline is really super good for everyone. i myself have a little tummy now, but i promise you, that will be gone by next month.
you know its alot harder to pick on a guy whos obviously just as strong as you.
and as far as verbally...this is the most powerful part of the whole "rebellion" idea.
i dont win my arguments because im intelligent, or good with words....thats what everyone thinks, but they're wrong. its because i am unblinkingly honest in a fight and i always try to make sure what i am saying is true before i say it. if your not sure, then dont say it....here's the steps to remember...
1- voice control. remain calm....always keep your voice low while they are mad, but when they start to calm down if they are accepting loss, then get louder, (see samuel l jackson in pulp fiction) this will help to even "convert" an enemy to your cause. remember most of these people are dicks cause they have never seen other wise...show compassion...(see- allegory of the cave-plato)
2- speak the truth....make sure your right before you open your mouth... the worst thing is to be proven wrong in public...you'll be a joke then.(see bill clinton)
3- act like you will hit them at any time but dont...this doesnt mean doing that stupid flinching thing that jocks do....just pace alot llike you're so mad that energy is makeing you move at all time (which it prolly will be anyway)...combine this with keeping your voice calm, and this will scare them....(see jack nicholson,,,,period.)
4- when they ask a question, answer it immediatly, get it out of the way....they ask a question, you answer, they ask another one, bam! you answer. bat em down like scud missles.....im sure you all have done so much bitching in your heads about these people that your answers are already ready to come flying out, but if not, sit down and write in a journal....vent. like i am doing now...itll be good for you as far as practice, and it will make your responses readily available when you need them most.
5- the most important one of all....eye contact. always keep eye contact with whoever you are talking to...if you make a great point and there is a huge crowd around, pick random people in the crowd and look thm right in the eyes as you make your bigger points...this will rally onlookers to your side in case you get beat up, they may even help if they thought you were brave and honest....(see sun tzu- the art of war)
and thats it really...this is the way of the dragon. this is how i will raise my children.
on the internet there is a whole string of different tactics i use for winning internet fights, but thats for another day.
let me know if you catch any of these fuckers. and let me know how it went.....(if it went bad, dont be embarassed, its a learning process...like spelling(which i never learned to do yet) beside i might be able to tell you were you went wrong or how to fix the situation and put you back in good standing with your peers. i seem to give good advise on this, so ill try not to steer you wrong.
strength and honor
(i got that form the movie gladiator. its cheesy, but its gonna be my new thing. told you i always site were i get my quotes.lol)
-dragon

Please shut up, Yngwie. ALthough I agree with you about the whole posur guitar playing thing, and it kind of winds me up too. Just have to get on with it though. Most of these dicks wouldn't kow classical if it bit them on the arse, so stick with it, I suppose.

hey hey! slightly stronger than your grandmother! hows things?!
i have no idea what yngwee means, but hows this....
fuck you.
sound good?
you're a little bitch dick, and i dont like you. i dont care if you agree with me or not, because i dont like you....hows that.
find a new firend pee wee.
-d

and by the way the poll was about you retard...so far its even between, yes but its little and no. you voted for no.

Never heard of Yngwie, eh? haha. Unlucky.

I wasn't looking for a "friend", I'm not a particularly friendly guy. See, when you say it how you see it, people misinterpret that for shit stirring and being uncouth. Tough titties if you haven't got the mentality for it, apparently.

I knew the poll was about me, but I can take that shit. Doesn't bother me.

shut the fuck up and get back in your hole bitch.
lol

Okay... Sorry...

This has got to be one of the most stuipid rants I have read,
well maybe in the top 10......but anyways you should win somthing for it!
Also, If you dont know who Yngwie is you dont play guitar!
Yngwie Malmsteen is arguably the most technically accomplished hard rock guitarist to emerge during the '80s. Combining a dazzling technique honed over years of obsessive practice with a love for such classical composers as Bach, Beethoven, and Paganini, Malmsteen's distinctively baroque, gothic compositional style and lightning-fast arpeggiated solos rewrote the book on heavy metal guitar.


But keep up on the post's I like Idiots...... Really!

hey! we caught another one! and a moderater no less! this site is great for dickhead fishing! im so sorry i dont know who yingling is. i grew up playing by ear and i didnt have any yingling cds around to iconize. so you're right, because i dont know who a certain guitarist is, i dont play guitar. as far as this being the "most stuipid" rant you ever read....wow! comin from a guy who says "stuipid" and i should win "somthing" for it, thats almost a nice thing to say.....and hmm...i thought the whole point i made was for beatin down dickheads who llike to measure dicks when it comes to playing guitar, and how it's ruined our culture. im sure you're amazing on the guitar.
you just made my entire point for me.
thanks.
just like all the dicks at the music store sittin around trying to circle jerk over some "guitar" magazine.
i love it.
i especially love the part at the end. you sound like you're writing a review for rolling stone. lol what are you selling anyway?
ill take 2 just so you leave me alone now, and not try to bother me with a half-assed rebuttle to an honest post.
that might have been "the most stupid(lol)" response ive had yet.
you my friend deserve to win nothing.
well, ok here, take this copy of "guitar player" with the pages all stuck together i found under your mattress.
next!
-d

I rather think he was trying to lighten the mood, really...

Dude you need med's, there is something wrong with you, I wasn't trying to flame ya! I mean if you let a few fucks ruin your scene you have some major problem's. I listened to your music on my space and found your guitar plinking rather, hahahaaaa well I have heard better from 2nd week guitar students, your shit music sucks the dogs dick that you come from. Plus anyone can make that shit! "really" and you wont own up to it, so you dive into this angry, no one understands, everyone a poser shit. get a Clue and go back to flipping burgers, you will do yourself and all of us a favor....

I thought it was good, actually. :s

haha. i dont even really use guitars in the shit you heard. good ear boss! i use like 2 riffs as garnish in there. i tried my damndest to stay away from guitar as much as possible for reasons listed above. i can't believe im getting compliments from not as strong as anybody's grandmother, but thanks i guess. as far as Cocktus creep is concerned, i also have a page up with nothing but me and a guitar playing various classical pieces that people seem to really love. i sell 6 track sample eps of just me on a guitar all the time. i also do soundtracks for indie films and make videos, so im pretty secure when it comes to my music. and as long as we're getting personal here. i had like 6 friends over recently listening to my tunes, and i brought up N.O. radio to them as i was told that infantry tunes are going on the playlists of someone im not sure who now....anyway guess who's show it was? lmao! whoa! that was a fuckin shitty ass playlist you had thumpin there! well, needless to say 3 songs in we flipped it off....sometimes the station is right on...other times.....ouch. and i can tell that your just lashing out so i wont go too deep this time, but i fucked you in the ass up above and i really dont think you can fuck with me verbally, especially considering we're both public figures and you are an easier target than me. a playlist is a very personal thing. im good at what i do and i make decent money. im not sure where the "whole flippin burgers" thing came from, but it was kind of cute and all. i can tell that i bothered you, because you got sloppy in your lastest rebuff. next time take a second and read and think. dont be so quick to respond, because it made you look stupid and now im going to tell my people to not listen to you from now on....bad move man......i still cant believe you tried to attack the guitar playing of music that wasnt meant to have guitar playing in it....lol! thats kind of funny man. i play classical music at dinner's for rich folks, and i play about 3 or 4 times a year now. not much. but, no matter how mad people get at me, ive never been picked on for my technique....lol most people who fight with me try to avoid that topic altogether as i seem to be fairly gifted when it comes to classical guitar...esp considering i cant read music. i enjoyed this latest attempt though, but i want you to try one more time. i know you can do better than that....cant you?
what a fuckin dick...
-d

I'm really not being funny here, but for how much, and would you ship to the UK. Seriously. I'd love to hear it.

i have no idea why im gonna be nice and respond to you here, but you seem to like my tunes so here goes. i have aproblem shipping to the uk. the classical ep is only 5 beaners plus shipping, but its a real pain in the ass to ship em there. what i usually do is just give downloads away to people from the uk for a sort of pr trade. like this one chick fix up some photos for me, another one painted a cool picture, another one got 8 of her friends in the states to by the infantry album for me....shit like that...its not mind blowing, but my compositions are good and my technique is tight, AND its all original stuff. its a fairly personal cd to me and ive only sold abouut 400 copies or so to friends and family and people like that, but i had to bring it up for old COCKsuck creep over there when he got mean. anyway, sorry about it bein a bitch and all for me to send you shit. my old lady is from europe and she says that we should move there as my shit will sell better...if that happens itll be soon and ill let you know if you seriously want music. the only other thing about that i can bring up is that i have a contract on the table for "flex your wings" its not the best deal ive ever seen, but i do get 12.5 percent of foreign sales and their distribution is awesome! i dont know if you have fye music store or brains and nobles bookstores there, but if you do, youll be able to get my shit there too if this goes through....what i have now is called a "record contract" its for work ive already done(the music that cocksuck says anyone can do, even him! even though he didnt).....what im trying to get is a "recording contract" thats where they put me in a studio and i get to make something new with all that fun equipment and a team of monkeys helping me out.....anyway, there, i was nice to you, not-so-strong death. thats the best answer i can give. it was also half an answer for cocksucker the creep, as no doubt he'll be back to read it.
-d