Necrotic Obsession

This past weekend, I got way too drunk and ended up having a conversation with an Asian girl about how to tell Chinese, Japanese and Koreans apart. I said I hope she wouldnt be offended, and she had the best answer...

"Im not offended at all, How the hell am i supposed to know whether white people are american, sweedish, german, irish...etc... truthfully, its hard to tell....but the way I tell asians apart is this: If they have their eyebrows done and they are a guy, they are Japanese. If they have a very round face or chin, they are chinese. And if they are smart as hell, they are Korean!"

(yes, she was korean)

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What the fuck...? I don't even know where to start. *shakes her head at solo*

*raises eyebrows*

I think it's one thing to point out what you were getting at, and another entirely to insult the perceptive abilities of the people that didn't "get the joke". Are you going to delete the posts that indicate your joke was pointless?

Oh, you can't do that anymore and were never supposed to in the first place. My bad.

Trying to start fights? Did I insult the intelligence of the three members that posted prior to you? No, I believe you were the one that did that. I daresay you misinterpret things as it is (ie: an abortion pic being a "personal crack" at you), let's not get carried away here with paranoia.

Also, if insults are not allowed here, as you intimate, why then does it list insults in the forum description?

I just want answers to my questions solo. Now there's nothing wrong with that is there?

I'm done here, actually. Why you perceive questions as frightening, I don't know, but I don't like scaring people. I do think you should be more careful with your own insults before accusing me of tossing them around, however.

Calm down, solo. I'm not going to steal your lunch money, dude. And besides, you don't tell me what to do, nor am I required by law to respond to anything because you're afraid of looking bad, clearly evidenced by this quote:



Where would you get an idea like that? Sure, I'm good at pushing peoples' buttons, but it wasn't my intention in this thread and I think you know that. Or do you? I guess I overestimated your ability to detect constructive criticism... which brings me to how you are supposedly not insulting anyone. Did the previous sentence of mine look like a non-insult to you? Having employed it in a similar manner to your own, I would assume you get the point now.

solo, you have taken the liberties in several non-flame forums, forums where I don't even post, to turn a debate into a personal mission to chew someone out, as indicated in Current Events, and little jabs here and there such as in Rants (against me) and in Peep Show (against psycho). Strangely enough, both of the aforementioned people flamed you in the Grinder and left it there, yet you took it to other forums. I just want to know why, and I think anyone else who is deciding on whether or not to believe your innocence ploy does as well. Being the victim of one of your unprovoked attacks, is it any wonder I don't buy it?

Criticism is not flaming, and this is not a fight. You had your chance to fight me and you didn't. Should I turn a blind eye to your subtle harassment of myself and others? If so, why? You clearly have the right to express your opinions on this site, should others not be afforded the same courtesy?

Also, once again, you have a strange way of ending things. You said to take it to PM, and I said I was finished. Apparently, you were not. Stop accusing other people of starting fights whilst doing so yourself, solo.

Today's top story: solo grows a pair. World in shock, news causes Ethiopians to drop like flies.

If you were looking for a forum to curl into a sweaty little hairball and get self-righteously defensive, uh, well, maybe someone else split this. I certainly don't see anything that would indicate it belongs here in your previous whine-down.

Listen closely, you pasty little nerd with the face from the 7th level of Ugly Hell, since I obviously have your attention and dictate nearly every blessed thing you do on this forum now: You are the poorest of the poor when it comes to presenting believable excuses. Either you were born with some kind of abnormality that doesn't let you know when you're acting like an irritating wet fart and you just blame it on everyone else in your confusion, or you're a lying sack of cowardly shit. In other words, I and several others (and yes, through PM but also IM) refuse to acknowledge that your numerous little snippy remarks are completely innocent in nature. Personally, I would flame you all over the board until you realized your futile attempts at subtle insults weren't working, but unlike you, I know how a board is run. It's run by people getting along and following the rules.

Speaking of which, you don't seem to have any rules in your forum, thus I see no reason this thread was split except that you like to have your ego jackhammered into a fine crystal meth. Scratch that. You have no rules thread, but the forum description clearly states that insults and abuse are allowed, whether or not I have personally taken advantage of this or not.

Might I suggest a better forum description?

How's about:

Solo1's wacky funtime drama forum

jokes that I think are funny, comedy that I can grasp with my limited sense of humor, abuse so long as no one does it better than me, insults as long as you PM me instead of hurting me in public, inflatable girlfriends and red-assed paranoid buffoons that like it in the butt.

See, my version, though yes a tad crass, makes leaps and bounds more sense than your current one, because if anyone insults or abuses your opinions, you go nuclear menstrual and cry "PM, PM! NOT THE FACE!!" (like it would matter, you already look like a used crash dummy). The hypocrisy of all of this is that, yes, you have started fights for no reason before yet you think you have the right to tell others not to. Are you all there? Missing something, solo? Allow my esteemed colleague, Mr. Fucking Zombie, to give you a hint even you can understand:



Sorry, Mr. Z, if it's solo's windows you're reaching through for a slice of the other grey meat, you're going to fucking starve.

I could sum you up as witless. Anyone could. The occasional, amusing post you submit is washed away in a sea of 4th grade nonsense whereby you climb to the top of your spam hill and yell "I'm Der King! WOOP!", but that doesn't explain your complete fucking obliviousness to how you rub people the wrong way. You can even post this:



And moments later conclude that it's not an insult. What you could mean, and I don't buy it regardless, is that you didn't mean it as an insult. It does nothing to change the fact that you insulted three posters who offended you by not getting the joke, so you had to use them as some kind of crooked example of how undereducated the rest of us are. Poop! Onto sum quotes -



Well now there's your problem right there. That'll be 70 bucks.



No, I came into the thread to see what new demotivators had been posted and I saw you treating people like crap again. It was a big surprise, let me tell you. It was like finding out your favorite childhood actor had become a rodeo clown. To put it another way, you thought wrong, dumbass, as you frequently do and will continue to do until you realize that everything is not about solo.



Awww, thanks. Maybe victim was too strong a word, seeing as you pose no threat either physical or intellectual, but you know what I meant, Haiku boy. I shouldn't have to spell it out for you.



I thought you only thought I came in to start a fight with YOU. Now it's fact is it? Yeah, well after that whole "You posted a funny picture as a direct attack on me! BAWWWWWW!" I have a hard time trusting them as, you know, facts.



I'm afraid of bees.



Kind of a delicate one, aren't ye lassie? May I remind you that it WAS fun, just not for you. I don't think I have to remind you that I didn't take it seriously, because frankly, I don't take you seriously. This is like the time someone said because I flamed it meant I was evil or something. They're just words. It's up to you whether you let them get to you.

And that's today's lesson! Don't you feel enlightened???

Love is in the air.