Necrotic Obsession

I really feel like tearing someone's ass apart. Any volunteers for a good old gang bang in the brownie hole? No? Going once...

I think this would go into the fettish factory thread maybe? But uhh, no thanks.

Is this your please note sarcasm clever way of telling us you're really a dude?
Because, uh, that was kind of obvious to begin with.

Come to think of it, what ever happened to you retiring from the flaming business (or in your case, weak excuses+copying/pasting random insults business)?

I said I would refrain from that flame I said nothing about tearing you into little bits of flesh and eating them for breakfast...
Now as to your flame, that was about as satisfying as a really bad lay. It was rather sloppy, unprepared, and was thoroughly unsatisfying. Please try again when you grow some brain cells (plural) Oh and bringing up old news is not really eventful, it just makes you seem redundant and used. Its like Woohoo you know how to throw shitbricks, dont we all? I just want to get my jollies off then you can all go mutilate yourselves in shame, or not so much. I was preggers then and way too emo to deal with the flaming industry.

and your avatar really makes me want to stab my eyes out. Who is that?

I am actually bi-sexual. So have fun coming up with "clever" references to my blatant sexuality all you want.

No one actually cares Selene. ELT was simply pointing out how you made it sound like you have a dick and somehow, you're going to gang bang everyone with it, even though you're only one person. Lay off the Scotchguard, retard. I've had to chase out too many of your ilk this year already, though for the first time in a while, I'm wondering why I'm putting forth the effort, as it were. Aside from Paranoia Haiku boy, you are probably the least intimidating slab of meat that's fallen in here and landed with a SLAP on my plate. What the fuck do you want?

I think the point was to be unintimidatingly annoying actually... Have I struck a nerve yet? Just wondering who really reads these things so I thought I'd post. Good to know your right there. Now bend over and take it like a good little boy.

I wouldn't go in anyones brownie hole or ass pitt all I know is that if you paid me a million dollars tickled my toes and read me my favorite bedtime story I just won't do it no I won't.. Now come on people give me something to fucking laugh at cause I really don't want to have to throw a peach pie in everyone's face now or wait should I.. - smirks - Garb - shaking head -

So you're saying you're that starved for attention? Yes, yes, I realize you will take just about anything you can get after your abysmal failure "Afterlife" thread and pretty much everything else you post that people pass off as the ramblings of a pudgy emo with relationship issues. You know your boyfriend is fucking other chicks behind your back. But if I had to make believe I was enjoying conversations with a fucking brainless dough ball day in and day out, I'd fuck just about anything to get the thought of your clammy cellulite straddling me as I hold back the vomit. GTFO of my Grinder, you pitiful attention whore.

LMAO Finally we have kick off. Attention whore? Are you sure your not looking a little too closely in the mirror sonny boy? I think thats the only reason you post- that and you have a superiority complex from being beat by your mother daily. I have no worries in my relationship so while your flushing your future down the drain or on your pillow you can think of this pudgy bitch. Because I'll be thinking of you

Please. Don't think of me. Even in your imagination, I'm too good for you, fatty.

yeah thats not what your pathetic avatar says to me... It screams hey I sit on my ass all day and play Gears of War while simultaneously eating ho hos. Your the male equivalent of a stay at home mother watching soap operas... IMO.

The more you try to make sense, the more the Earth Mother weeps, Selene, and the more hot chicks your guy secretly porks because they don't stink of beanie weenies and FAIL. You're flaming my avatar now? I quite like it myself and will never change it because of the worthless opinion of a wreck like you, but it seems I've hit you too hard and too fast and now these sad rebuttals make up the entirety of your arsenal.

I'm waiting for your next trick. Will you call me a virgin? Will you conclude I have no friends? The world trembles with anticipation of your next criminally stupid thought.

Keep the avatar by all means it only adds to the lack of intellect which consumes you. As for Mother Earth, she only weeps at your statements which keep you retroactively interwined in this thread. My boyfriend will continue to pork me and be happy whilst you pork yourself and stay discontent with life. And where did the beenie weenies come in at? Seems as if your drivvle is consistently becoming more dry and the tricks less appealing as the droning on of what you lack to know. Typical, that you should throw in the boyfriend statements... Anything new under that skirt of yours? Or have you run out of repertoire? Come back when you've grown a pair.