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Iron_Fist
 Post subject: Re: Haiku Grinder
PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:54 am 
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Seriously man.
What the fucking hell is this
Fuck your faggy shit.

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.

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Iron_Fist
 Post subject: Re: Haiku Grinder
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:55 am 
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JESUS SHITTING CHRIST!!!
You should not be like this here.
Balls up, fuck shit up.

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.

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FAROUT
 Post subject: Re: Haiku Grinder
PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:31 pm 
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Iron Fist enjoys haikus
He writes them while naked
Watching cartoons

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FAROUT
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Thats some sick shit
elf fingerprints on your penis
cat hair on your cods.

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Phantasm
 Post subject: Re: Haiku Grinder
PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:32 pm 
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Hey Farout guess what?
Your middle line was too long.
By one syllable.

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Eyes Like Twenty
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:33 pm 
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Haiku? I think not
These are more like senryū
Silly boys, go play.

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FAROUT
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Phantasm wrote:
Hey Farout guess what?
Your middle line was too long.
By one syllable.


LOL you said "too long"

I'm sorry, call it a cock instead of a penis. 8)

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Phantasm
 Post subject: Re: Haiku Grinder
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:40 pm 
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FAROUT remember,
This is a haiku grinder.
Reply in haiku.

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FAROUT
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excuse me my dear
penis did not fuckin work
so call it a dick

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Gabriel Angelos
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:58 am 
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Much like solo himself, haikus have no place in the Meat Grinder. What a retarded piece of fuck this thread is.
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psycho
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:06 am 
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I had read the title to this thread upon it's creation and muttered quietly to myself. Oh, why, oh why would solo spring upon us such a travesty? Such disbelief I felt. Haikus? In the Meat Grinder? The thought was simply bad enough until someone nudged my attention in this direction. Imagine my shock and horror upon reading such filth, such insolent garbage. I wonder, very seriously, about your mental health, solo. Fluffy elves? Smiling kittens? For fuck's sake, solo. Grow a fucking pair, would you? I also, very seriously, doubt your natural ability for such seeing as you've lived this long sans testicles, but please, for fuck's sake, keep your step out of the Meat Grinder. Go over there with the rest of the girls and chit chat about your nails or something.

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The moon tells me a secret. My confidant.
As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own
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It's source is bright and endless.
She resuscitates the hopeless
Without her we are lifeless satellites drifting.

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Iron_Fist
 Post subject: Re: Haiku Grinder
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Pleas post in Haikus.
You fat ugly bitchwhoreface.
This is a themed thread.

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.

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Eyes Like Twenty
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:20 am 
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Such tough words come forth
From short-legged girlyboy
Go watch cartoons, kid

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Phantasm
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God scratched his left nut.
Declared "Let there be bullshit!"
E.L.T was born.

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Eyes Like Twenty
 Post subject: Re: Haiku Grinder
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Oh, speaking of nuts
Iron Fist's are on your chin
Pathetic retard

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