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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:36 pm 
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And I'm in need of an very impressionable volunteer without a whole helluva lot to live for in helping me work out the kinks of this bitch- most likely by cutting an uneven path through their midsection with it until the blade busts through the back of their scoliosis bent spine like a fucking spring loaded jack in the box.

Who's game?

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Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!"


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Solo will be here shortly, he's your man.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:30 am 
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Thanks for the four one one, you retardedly inseminated abortion survivor, but unfortunately it appears I really could give a fuckless about your input or suggestions so get the fuck outta here before I grab you upside down by the ankles and beat Solo to a bloody pulp with the world's first human baseball bat, bitch....

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Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!"


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Oh yeah? Well you're gay fagface.

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:36 pm 
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The only thing more sad about your abomination of an insult, is the very real likelihood that its the best challenge I'll be getting.

In other words, go fistfuck a fire pit- at least then for the first time in your life you'll have some actual flames coming out the ends of your fingertips you silly faggot.

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Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!"


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If that's how it is then why don't you go take your poorly thought out and clearly unsophisticated insults and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS!!! Followed by you taking some .50cal aspirin, this would serve the dual purpose of providing me and everyone else here with more than two neurones to rub together with long term lulz, and bumping up the collective I.Q. of the human race at least 100 points you dumbfuck 15 year old.

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.


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Hello Mr. Asscrack, sorry I mean Abstract Thought. You have been a whinny little bitch these last few days, do you have vaginal itch.

When I got done long cocking your mom she told me about your chidhood.
She said how all the boys would hold you down and have you orally satisfy
them and then they would wipe their dicks on your shirt. This is the reason you talk so dirty now, it's from all those dirty little weiners shoved in your mouth.

Talk to ya later Asscrack, dammit I mean Abstract. :coool:

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You don't have to do what he says Solo1.

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.


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Where in the hell ya been SOLO ?

Asscrack Thoughts has been looking for you.

He's a rude sumbitch.

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You hold him still. I'll beat him FAROUT.

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.


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O.K. man lets tag team the bitch.

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nice avatar abstract... need someone to talk to?

here follow this link: http://www.bipolar.com/treatment_options/medicines.html

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Crap avatar abstract... Need someone to baw to?

Here follow this link. http://www.suckmydick.com

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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.


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:roll: well played.

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Damn. Looks like I missed the beat down of the fuck who has way too many anger issues.

Oh well, there's always next time. Silly faggot.

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My job is to simply speed up the process of Natural Selection.
Breaking one heart at a time with a 5.56-millimeter cartridge.

Another post courtesy of your friendly neighborhood sociopath.

We're here to win hearts and minds so I'm told.
That's what, two to the chest, one to the head?


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