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james
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okay not sure if this goes here but everyone here (but me) found it funny so....

I was being a good samartan (sp) and delivering dog food to my nabors and on my way back the back tire fell off the cattle gaurd and I got stuck with the truck half on half off the gaurd.my nabor helped me out by using a tracktor to lift the ass end but I feel like a major dumbass.

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Not to be a bitch, but you really need to learn how to spell--you might not think it's important now, but it is, and it's very annoying to see so many mistakes. :Sad Devil:
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im aware my spelling sucks

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ok.. i drive a truck and am fairly knowlegable when it comes to vehicles of any type.
so, beleive me, when i tell you that i cannot figure out what the hell you are talking about!

no offense, man, im just a little confused...
what kind of vehicle was this? do you have pics? exactly where was this cattle guard mounted? how exactly did the back tire come off? was the tire installed on the truck, or was it being used as a bumper of some sort?

just trying to help, man.. people will ususally not respond to a post if they dont understand what they are reading...

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maybe I should explain, the truck is a ford, and the tire was the back right tire. the reason it fell off is because the cattle gaurd i has a 3 foot ditch on either side of it. if I had a pic Id upload it but no one had a camera so no pic.

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ah.. i think i get it now...
it's an in-ground catte grate, right? the kind to keep them from walking over it?
..if so.. that makes sense.

The cattle guard he is referring to is a grate that crosses the trail, road, path, whatever.. that keeps cows from passing thru the break in the fence. This type of grate is used instead of a gate. Supposedly, the cows can see down thru the grate, and dont realize thay can walk on it, so they dont try.

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yeah thatd be it

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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lots of cattleguards in texas, especially on the army posts there.

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memo to self: dont go to texas

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i don't think you're a dumbass. my friend was drunk and decided to drive across a McDonald lake when it was super low and got his truck stuck, so he striped down to his boxers and tried to push it out of the lake.
don't feel so bad about your tire falling off, it wasn't your fault. and i don't think it ould be funny to me unless i saw it.

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thank you now theres two people whove said they dont think im a dumbass

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yeah.....boooooo. that wasn't funny at all
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it wasn't meant to be funny

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Then why is it in SWFF?

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