Necrotic Obsession

When I think of which online community means the most to me, Necrotic Obsession is the first thing that comes to mind. Seriously, N.O is without a doubt the #1 place to meet interesting people, discuss interesting topics, read stupid posts from brutally honest crabby internet types, and just be yourself. This place is great, and i've met some great people here, including my wife-to-be.

Because I care so much about this community, I tend to think of ways we can improve N.O. I also have a habit of paying close attention to the actions of our current members. I like to make sure that no one is abusing their privileges as a poster. I mean, the last thing we want is some stupid twat spamming the enter board with idiotic posts in each and every thread.

So anyway, i've been paying close attention to the individual performances of N.O's members, and have recently noticed one individual whose performance as a poster has surpassed each and every one of us. This individual is an active member in the community, and is constantly making posts with the utmost creativity, thoughtfulness, sensitivity, and most of all, intellectuality.

This individual has managed to constantly impress me on a daily basis. When I think of posters at Necrotic Obsession whose performance has been absolutely stellar, I think of skyhunter. Yep, that's right folks, i'm talking about skyhunter here. Our one and only skyhunter joined this beloved community on August 7th, 2005, and has since accumulated (at this very second) 2,933 posts, with an average of 54.31 posts per day. If you take a look at his posting history, you will find the most awe inspiring material you've ever read in your whole life.

Now, I think that it is only fitting to reward such an esteemed poster. After all, the last thing we as a community want is to lose this individual and never have him come back. That brings me to what i've dubbed the "Best Idea Ever." I think, for skyhunter's hard work and dedication, he should be made a Moderator, is not a full blown Admin. So, included in this thread is a poll where you can vote for skyhunter to become a Moderator.

I already know that the opinion of skyhunter is unanimous, but just to be fair, i'm going to present the poll option anyway. So, vote for skyhunter for Moderator!

If being moronic was a prerequisite, you'd have my vote.

I have a better idea. Skyhunter for moderator of the Meat Grinder.

Yah... you spend too much time here.

the 45 minutes are over spoon, the world didnt end.. wtf Spoon... you lied!

Umm, I know that I am not supposed to post but I think this was a light hearted joke... on spoons part anyways... as I can't vouch for the rest of the lot.

Skyhunter deserves a mod spot like cl0r0x deserves a medal for bravery. Anyone care to disagree?

You have VERY low standard. You might want to spend a little more time educating yourself.



Again...you seriously need to get out more. Your expectations aren't up to the average person.



I'm hoping that the unanimous decision is that you are whacked for even joking about something like that.

Well, seeing as how this wasn't intended to be placed in the MG, I wasn't expecting to receive replies from filthy cum dumpsters such as yourself. However, i'll go ahead and make an exception right quick, because I can't have some bitch with a newly inflated head picking apart my post like a crack whore digging underneath the cushions on the couch in hopes of finding some flakes of crack to smoke. Chances are, you'll be sucking the cock for some rock anyway, slut muffin.

Let's begin with your first piss-poor flame attempt:



And living in your pathetic trailer home while cooking meth for schoolkids while watching re-runs of Jerry Springer is so much better? Bitch, please. The highlight of your day is probably having Daddy come home after a long day's work so he can stick you in the poop chute and then shoot all over your badly hydrogen peroxided hair and makeup infested face. Hell, I guess it beats letting the herpes infested neighbor come over and jam his cock down your throat while his buddy, Bubba Ray, sticks cans of Milwaukee's Best in your cunt. Still though, don't talk to me about standards, Miss Suzie Rottencrotch.

And now on to your second piss-poor attempt:



Well, I don't have time to constantly be out on the streets like you do, selling that skank ass pussy of yours to any Joe Blow with a five dollar bill in his wallet. However, the next time i'm out driving down a sleazy street in the middle of the night, i'll be sure to think of you and hope that maybe a cop picked you up and threw you in jail for prostitution. At least that way you'll have a roof over your head and a few hot meals to put in that cum filled stomach of yours.


And finally, your third piss-poor flame attempt:



Well keep on hoping, flabby tits, because the only whacking that will be going on will be all those dicks whacking you on the forehead for failing to remove the dentures out of that fucked up noggin of yours before sucking for yet another buck. I believe the term is "gumming", correct?

Now, why don't you get off my nuts and go back to slobbing on skyhunter's knob. He'll probably even let you lick his asshole.

Ah, I see you're using the "beat around the bush and not defend yourself" strategy. Yeah, I should have known you were too much of a imbecilic puke to finish what you've started. Now, fuck off and go back to that shithole you once came from, you dysentery infected wanna-be whore.

And one more thing, EZ, if you're just going to fill your responses with loads of OMG's and LMAO's and then say some shit like:



Which actually translates to: "I can't think of a comeback, so i'm just going to say that it wasn't worth reading and that you need to try harder."

Then i'm just not going to fucking respond to you anymore. Like I said, go back to tossing skyhunter's salad in that "Flame Ass Bitches" thread. I guess i'm done here. Thanks for trying, though.

i think i've worn out my ability to care...

Holy shit don't you wish those tits were yours E.Z.

Oh, wow. That was far too amusing.