Gammon wrote:
There is no challenge.
Distorted_Views wrote:
14,000 is a big number. I think you're full of shit.
In fact, I challenge you to list 100.
you took a comment that was bathed in exaggerated contexts....seriously?
Be sure to stay away from the Bible jackass....or for that matter, all things comedic.
But to acquiesce....I'll list ten. Then you do the same, or shut the fuck up.
1. Is a Mexican...plain and simple. She denies it, and goes out of her way to illustrate her contempt for anything or anyone that can be generalized as Mexican, yet she can't slink away from the fact that she still looks like a middle aged Lupita.
2. Is probably a horrendus lay. Sure, she'll pawn that off on the guy, because it's the standard parameter with her.
"It's his fault" She'll even go as far as to criticize the entire social structure of sexuality, including anyone who actively participates in it, when it really comes down to is one scabby wench's own misdealings and disabilities with the wonderful art of fucking.
3. General subscription to gender warring. Sort of an aside to the previous point, she is seemingly incapable of sifting through any description of an event or opinion without first checking to see if there is a penis involved in the matter. It could be a story about a little Red Choo Choo falling off the tracks, and she'd try to find a way to blame a man for raping it in the ass. For someone who hates the idea of sex so much, she pays a whole lot of attention to dick.
4. br...br...bro....br....broken record. How many times have her posts followed a similar format to this: (abbrieviated by me for the purpose of maintaining interest)
Who are you to judge me? I am Morbid Venus. You should look at yourself in the mirror first before judging me...I am Morbid Venus. You have accurately depicted the incessant covering of my insecurities, but I am Morbid Venus. I'll have you know that I'm doing better for myself than you stated, for Morbid Venus works as pit boss of the grease counter at Huckle Chuckle's Cheese Dog-O-Rama. You have proven yourself to be nothing more than (insert one of 3 comments equating to "stupid"...from her perspective, this usually means "man") I am Morbid Venus....
5. Did I mention she looks like a Mexican? And not even a good looking one.
6. One of her main issues of contempt towards Mexicans is that they don't speak her language....which is funny, because she doesn't speak her language either.
7. She defends the state of Georgia. I mean, I'd be pretty protective over my box of turds too, if I thought that's all that came in boxes.
8. She could not approach the slivering stupidity of Silestrius/Sarion.
That might sound like a bit of a compliment, but I'll explain. After a few months of banging the head against the proverbial wall with the aformentioned beast of dubious gender, I really started to yearn for someone else to direct my daily helping of bile towards. Someone that could match the low wits and high yield comedy provided by a self proclaimed "18 year old self-made hard-line-conservative-Christian-lesbian with nice abs" After the re-emergence, and subsequent dispersion of the new facade, Sarion, I was left with a void. I turned to Morbid Venus in the interim, and was sorely disappointed.
A few tears may have even been shed.
9. Mexican, Mexican, Mexican.
Not that I like to generalize the appearance of that side of my ancestry, but you can't ignore the obvious similarites involved. Unfortunate for her that she doesn't look in the least like some of the more attractive members of the bloodlines. For example
10. Directed more at you DV. She's
really easy to rile up. A few not so hidden buttons (among other that have seen less action) are all it takes to send her into a scrambling frenzy of screeching, anti-patriarchcal retorts. Up to this point, I think she's been rather laid back towards you, calm and collected even....and that's because you suck.