Necrotic Obsession

"Whats the difference between a Drunkard, an October Fest Finalist, and a Pot Head?
Fuck if I know, but your mother's a whore."

Strangely enough, some of the jests and jibs told when your engaged in some kind of combative sport are funny, like the above (which some idiot made the mistake of saying to my 6'3 Irish friend).
If you have jokes or insults that are meant to be said in combat (or would be funny as a baboon's ass anyway), throw them up.
Next Sunday, I'll look for the best few jokes on the field and bring them to ya'll.

did you shower this morning? cos if not you can use cillit*punches*BANG, and the dirt is gone.

F1: did i ever tell you about my one legged friend?
F2:no.
F1: he thinks you're a cunt. *BANG*

F1: what do you get when you cross my fist with your face?
F2: your mother.

my fist is in-love with your face

dude you have something on your face. what is it? my fist.

your girlfriend says hi*punch*

your mother says hi*punch*

*punch* 0_0

hey due why are we beating the crap out of each other? i forgot but if we stop now we will look like douche bags.

couple weeks ago we were taking fire from some pot shots and i said some insults at them, my boss said "roz why is your mouth always so fast with comebacks, my mouth for instance things come out slow...."
i responded with a wink,smile and a zipper movement lol

last year i was subduing a guy and he wouldnt go to the ground easily. i said "if you dont play nice, your going to get hurt" (i had at least 80lbs on him) he responded with "you fight like a bitch" i then power slammed him to the ground, breaking 3 of his ribs- after i hog tied him i jumped up a nd yelled "who's the biatch now!" (like the nerdy guy on The New Guy) last laugh was his though-i now work for him....