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StatixxPuls3
 Post subject: Uhmmm Help?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:43 am 
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I wanna dip my BALLS in it!
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I'm not dating,
but I'm fucking this omfg HOT as fucking hell girl,
Okay right?

well..

Theres one little problem..

I kind of need to let her know,
shes a little too...
Loose. If you know what I'm saying.

She's not like, super sensitive,
But I figured saying
"Girl, what the fuck have you been shoving up there?"
Would pretty much end it.


What should I do? x.x

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spadgy
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fuck her ass. simple.

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crazedwombat
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the mans got a point.

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Creep
 Post subject: Re: Uhmmm Help?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:33 am 
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StatixxPuls3 wrote:
I'm not dating,
but I'm fucking this omfg HOT as fucking hell girl,
Okay right?

well..

Theres one little problem..

I kind of need to let her know,
shes a little too...
Loose. If you know what I'm saying.

She's not like, super sensitive,
But I figured saying
"Girl, what the fuck have you been shoving up there?"
Would pretty much end it.


What should I do? x.x



So you have a girl who's cunt is to big...... If you were to have read my book you would understand this simple problem!
O.K Not all people in this world have a huge Cock like mine... I'm glad I have it but it a weapon if nor used properly! but you on the other hand :roll: have the other problem..... I suggest that you find a midget, tho I did bang one that have a normal sized box... it was nice but I kept tripping over her in the house afterward!
So get to the set of the new Wizard OZ Movie its on the Disney's set at Warner Brothers and mingle with some of the Midget.. Or Height challenged chicks there.... Keep us Post on your Issue! Glad I could help.... Creep! :bwhaha:

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CrucifiedDreams
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:37 pm 
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Hahaha. Oh dear.

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StatixxPuls3
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:22 am 
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I wanna dip my BALLS in it!
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Fucking thank you, man.
I ditched that hoe. : D

Now I got this hot little piece of tail,
she's about 4'9, not worn out,
if you get what I'm sayin',
Huge tits, pretty face, fucking yes man.

You rock, Creep. <3

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