Necrotic Obsession

omg i would so help you out with that! except im in Fl....

who lives near southern WI and has a car?

I know a very elaborate prank but it requires 300 chinamen

and a zeppelin

elaborate

I've heard of that one, it really brings down the house.

Here we go with my list of pranks:

- Soak roommate's underwear in water, and freeze them, and then break them.

- Wait until roommate goes to sleep, wake them up by inserting the nozzle of a nitrogen fire extinguisher under the sheets with them, spray, repeat as needed.

- Put a drop of dish soap in the coffee pot. He'll be physically ill all day.

- If he drinks beer, and the bottles have twist-off tops, empty bottles, and replace the beer with urine.

- Get some people to help you with this one, lift up their bed, and rest it on empty coke cans. They'll jump on the bed, and think they broke their back.

- Switch the mattress with the box spring.

- Short-sheet the bed.

- If they have a car: vaseline under door handle; place something on the windshield right in their field of vision and put ketchup under the wipers; condom on the end of the exhaust pipe.

- If he drinks coffee, switch him to decaf for two weeks, and then switch him to expresso and watch the fun begin.

- Freeze his entire wardrobe.

- Glue the toilet lid and seat down.

- Wire his door shut.

- Fill his room with shredded newspaper up to the ceiling.

- Mix laxative with anything he frequently drinks.

- Fill the toilet tank with fish fertilizer. The more he flushes, the worse the smell.

- Put baby locks on all of his dresser drawers.

- Collect toenail and fingernail clippings, and mix them with his favorite condiment.

- Stink bombs in his room.

- Lock him in his room and roll smoke bombs under the door.

I did it to a former supervisor who was hyperactive as it is. After the switch to expresso, he tripped the fuck out, went on a rampage through the precinct, and broke about everything in his fucking office, and then came out crying. It was pretty damned funny.

i would love to actually do this to my upstairs roommate who drinks coffee everyday

Trust me, it WILL fuck with them. And if they drink several cups a day, then it's REALLY fucking amusing.

there is a really good prank in the oter forum...JACKASS is the title of it

Upper decker.


Nothing best an upper decker.


You don't want to do it if you share a bathroom, though.


Take a shit in the tank of his toilet.


When he flushes it it will come out brown and smelly!


There's only one way to clean it up. Hide any gloves in the house.

He's talking about "The Tanker" ? Shitting in the Toilet Tank?

place some form of raw meat under his pillow/ sheets

unscrew the shower head and put koolaid in it, rescrew said shower head, it makes for a very sticky situation

Fill his shoes with bees.