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 Post subject: Relationship fixer upers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:25 am 
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[i]People are always trying to find ways to keep their relationships fresh and firey. Is there really a way to revamp your relationship to keep it from dying or becoming boring?

Anyone have any suggestions? :i: /i]

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:54 am 
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i don't know... i just broke up with mine... but that was because of life changes... moving away for work, etc...

women love when you are spontaneous...

walk up behind her when she's not expecting it and kiss her neck...

be playful... squeeze her bum in public...

I also love to tease, especially before you are supposed to leave the house for dinner or something you can't be late for... that really gets them fired up... brush your lips across her neck, breath in her ear, drag your nails lightly down her back, and then walk out the door to wherever you two are supposed to go... and then occasionally through out the night do the same... by the time you get home she's ready to go!

i just tried to remember all the things i did when i was younger... and it works...

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:55 am 
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unless you are looking for like... new things to try in the bedroom... cuz then what i'm talking about is not at all what you are looking for lol

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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Nope your knocking on the right door. That's insanly hot what yr talkin about. Wow. Ummmm...... now that I'm going to cool down from that hot ass answer anyone eles wanna put their tid bit in.

To me that's where it starts and like you said that's where it starts because when yr partner gets home its go time. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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plus anything else would have to go under Hedo ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:42 pm 
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I thought they were gone?

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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who's they and where did they go?

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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plastic surgery bigger boobs will buy ya a couple weeks of attention & innovation :Evil fuckin grin:

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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nah.. plastic sux.. prefer natural beuty ^^


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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quick relationship fix:

get a new one.

lol.

do sweet little things, like leave little love notes. have a romantic dinner, candelight. a nice warm bath with rose petals...

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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Crow wrote:
i don't know... i just broke up with mine... but that was because of life changes... moving away for work, etc...

women love when you are spontaneous...

walk up behind her when she's not expecting it and kiss her neck...

be playful... squeeze her bum in public...

I also love to tease, especially before you are supposed to leave the house for dinner or something you can't be late for... that really gets them fired up... brush your lips across her neck, breath in her ear, drag your nails lightly down her back, and then walk out the door to wherever you two are supposed to go... and then occasionally through out the night do the same... by the time you get home she's ready to go!

i just tried to remember all the things i did when i was younger... and it works...



I will have to get my boyfriend to start taking notes ;)

I'm going through this right now after 4 years. Bored. Boring. Ugh.
Defiantly, spontaneity. That is huge to keeping the spark. Passion.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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flirt. lots. just because you're together doesn't mean you're allowed to get lazy.

blindfold. deprive one sense, heighten the others. muahahaha!

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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yes... flirting is huuuuuuge! and don't forget to smile at each other, and smile with your eyes.


unless your blindfolded... definitely a plus!

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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Some good answers. I can relate to making some of the common mistakes that come from the dark parts of the soul, that is the self-esteem lol

When my father was going through a divorce we all had a good talk with an older friend of mine whom was also seperated. Just try to be the happy go lucky guy that she fell in love with. A lot of times people are shy and more afraid of asking then it is to jump to conclusions. I don't really have a sexual proclivity so to speak. My boss brought that up, why I didn't have more sex like it was something normal for my age to wan't to procreate lol There's pretty girls I meet every now and then I mean, but something about their brand of seduction always comes out as a bit degrading, or maybe their simply unskilled in romance poor things. I find Trust to be sexy. :|

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship fixer upers
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Women are like a Rolex Watch's you got smack them around a bit to keep them Wound up, but not to much so you have to send them to the repair shop , A Strong Precise Pimp hand shows you care! :bwhaha:

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