Necrotic Obsession

If I get pissed at an situation I'll usually say " Well fuck me a runnin. "

If I'm mad at a person I might say " well ya fuckin moron. "

Get pissed and let it out here.

Run.. Thats what I say..

I tend to say "Monkeyfuck" or "Christfuck." Or "Son of a Monkey Whore." I hate monkeys.

fucking a

I say "fuckin a," also and people will ask what the hell does that mean.
I tellem, whatever the fuck I want it to mean.

Rofl..

i friend of mine made a big deal about it too, she wanted to know what i had against a, why not fucking b or fucking c?

Ill usually ask for a handgrenade.

Or a RPG..

if its really bad, ill ask for a neutron bomb..

I also like to tell people to Suck a fart out of my ass.


Then I like throw in " Fuck a bunch'o me".

i say alot of "god damnit"s

The first thing to come out of my mouth is "Oh, for FUCK's sake!" I also enjoy, "for the sake of Christ" or "for the sake of fuck."
"Goddamnit" is an old standby, as well.
Sometimes a simple, "What the fuck??" will suffice.

I often say fuck. Sometimes shit. I think shit may be more when Im fucking scared though. There was one time I was scared more than I ever have been before and all I said was shit, but I said it probably 15+ times in a row. I was about 99% sure I was dead. So, in a sense, I suppose I damn near made shit my last words. Now that I think of it that way thank god I didnt die.

Suck a fart out of my ass, butt drizzle!

If I'm mad at someone, I might tell them...'Go Suck a duck and don't forget the bill!' .

If something happened that made me mad, then maybe something like 'Fuck me paisley!' .

What I say usually depends alot on the person or the situation, sometimes it's better, sometimes worse. If small or young children are around, I'll try to restraint for their sake.

piss off and asshole the two most common to come out of my mouth lol