Necrotic Obsession

SQUID (sung to "Lump" by Presidents of the United States)

Squid sat alone in a tank of fish.
Didn't know exactly what was Squid's favorite dish,
So I tried feeding him a can of tuna,
Instead he murdered my collection of piranhas.

He's Squid. He's Squid.
He's in a tank.
He's Squid. He's Squid. He's Squid.
He kinda stank.

Squid lingered by the plastic plants,
And the fish that swam by didn't even stand a chance.
Small things got munched just for swimming by.
Their either dumb as hell, or they just really wanna die..

He's Squid. He's Squid.
He's in a tank.
He's Squid. He's Squid. He's Squid.
He's getting rank.

Squid looked kinda lonely so I bought him a friend.
He ended up dining on the lobster in the end.
I guess Squid's picky when he feeds.
If it isn't alive, it won't suit his needs

He's Squid. He's Squid.
He's in a tank.
He's Squid. He's Squid. He's Squid.
He's really rank.

Is the Squid still in the tank? Don't think so.
Is the Squid still in the tank? Where'd he go?
Is the Squid still in the tank? What? Oh no....
Is the Squid still in th- *CHOMP*

cute

catchy

brilliant