Necrotic Obsession

me- fuck you man!!
john-no!! i'll fuck you
me- you would you dirty whore!!
j- ya... with a wrench.
me- then i'll take it out, add razers, and fuck you with it.
j- you know how to turn me on baby.
me. shut up. my mom uses you as a tampon you midget....


me-can i borrow your boobs?
cli- no. i'll have nothing to brerak my fall...

john- why do you look like a used tampon?
tom- because i ripped your mother when i shoved my head up her arse.

dad- i'm only an old fella...
me- you just put me through a table.
dad- booze to me is like sunlight to superman.
me- bollox.
dad- that's where you came from son.
me- SHUT UP!!!
dad- your mother likes it rough.
me- *vomits* bastard!!

random scumbag (rs)- have you goth the time *scumbag laugh*
me- no. i lost my watch fisting your sister.
rs- my sisters dead!
me- i know.

me- i wonder if i'll ever stop wanking.
fi- i'll do it for you.
me- crap. i'm gonna wank over that now.

john- you're depressing.
me- i know
j- lets go get drunk.
me- nothing better then a depressant to make you happy!
j- amen

someone: my dick is so long that if I lay it on the keyboard it goes all the way from A to Z

Random quotes yay...
Insomnia would be cool if you were alert and normal.~me
32 slashes and its like i snorted a line of coke ~me
i.must.be.the.only.person.who.dreams.about.polygamist.gypsies~me

Not sure where this one is from but I had posted it in my blog long time ago... don't think I came up with it lol....
Every long lost dream lead me to where you are, others who broke my heart were like northern stars pointing me to the way into your arms.

today is tuesday!-me
no no it's wednesday-allan
i thought it was tuesday =me
well it is if you're a day behind = allan
lol
I wanna go tomether... meant to say to mexico. this is probably one of those you had to be there things it was first time i tried pot...
Not that I'm a pothead or anything I've been clean since dec 20, 2003