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Eyes Like Twenty
 Post subject: These will probably only make sense to three people.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:52 am 
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CardboardCoffins (Merissa) Matt, and myself.

"Alice's last name is NOT 'in Wonderland'" - Me

"They're blending!" - Merissa talking about the kittens

"It's a CHURCH, you can't block out the Jesus, that's like going to a garbage dump and trying to block out the smell." - Me

"If I had the energy I'd fucking gut you like a fish right now." - Merissa

"I saw that movie, Jesus DIES!" - Me

"Dude looks like our Saviour!" - Me (to be sung to the tune of Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith)

"Way too skinny hair."- Merissa talking about some girl on TV.

"Don't touch that! You'll contaminate the evidence!" - Matt, while seeing Secret Window

"I like it when ice skaters fall, it makes me feel better about myself!" - Merissa



Feel free to add more, Merissa.
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cardboard friggin coffins
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hmmm......

juan valdez is the answer to life-me

bob jones university!- me

dude, your sister is the tampon beast!-me

what are you doing, cuntsicle?-brandi(el20)

do you have jesus in your heart?-matt

IT'S OK TO BE GAY! *loudly in the parking lot*-brandi

Brazilian Troll Boy and his partner in anal crimes, The Emo Countess from Transylvania! -brandi

and now some AIM excerps:

eyes like twenty (11:03:26 PM): how do you know?
eyes like twenty (11:03:29 PM): you can't see his face
eyes like twenty (11:04:10 PM): does he HAVE a face?

yes we have an obsession with jesus:

eyes like twenty (12:37:53 AM): i AM jesus
eyes like twenty (12:38:15 AM): Cheese and Rice Supasta


eyes like twenty (11:00:18 PM): can i be a chimpanzee?
sunless X sky (11:00:30 PM): yes you can, my lil monkeylove :-)

talking about my ex:
sunless X sky (12:01:35 AM): i wish him 'splode

and this...just 'cause it's funny...this is about my boobs...

"*sings* DUDE! she has COOL BOOBS! Wooo wooo booooobies woooo woooo" - andre to brandi

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Hehehe.. we're so stupid.

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we rock it well...

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Joe is a fucking JOKE!

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-smh* a sense of humour is always good
reminds me of something my best friend said to our other friend
"She's having sex with herself"
"Isn't that considered masturbation?"
"Not with Nicole"
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"there's a pube on the lampshade and i know it's not yours or mine. Let's take a picture of it!"- brandi

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My good friend Josh is an odd boy:

Josh: Hershey's kisses are like anal sex.

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Ewww.. hehe.

"I wish Conor Oberst would drink himself into a fucking coma." -Me
"Conor Oberst...that emo fuck?!" -Me

Me- "Dude, Morrissey looks hot in this video.. *looks around* but... he's my dad.. EW!!! I JUST CALLED MY DAD HOT!"
Stephanie- "What?!?"
Me- "Not our REAL dad, dumbass! Morrissey.."

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stfu sheila.
 Post subject: Re: These will probably only make sense to three people.
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Eyes Like Twenty wrote:

"Alice's last name is NOT 'in Wonderland'" - Me

"I saw that movie, Jesus DIES!" - Me

"Don't touch that! You'll contaminate the evidence!" - Matt, while seeing Secret Window



:roll: :roll: very cool :roll: :roll:

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do you guys by any chance test weird drugs from several pharmacuetical companies all at once ?? :P

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Did you live under powerlines when you were a kid? Hehe, I love Tommy Boy.

So, when are you two coming down to visit?! :twisted:

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still trying to get 'em to visit Tacoma.

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Eyes Like Twenty wrote:
"Dude looks like our Saviour!" - Me (to be sung to the tune of Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith)


I don't know what this threads about, but THAT is funny!

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Basically just random quotations from a time long-since past.

Yeah, I still find that pretty funny, too :-P

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