Necrotic Obsession

"orgres cannot live happily ever after." - the fairy godmother from the movie Shrek 2

-Don’t let your future be destroyed by my past-

-You... need to stop touching me.....No, that's not a request. No.....Stop. BAD! - Said to a drunk friend

-No.. don't, I'm trying to eat.....*gags* PUT THAT AWAY! I don't wanna see your shrivled anything while I'm trying to eat! Stop! No excuses! Yes I know its cold...but thats yuck!- Talking to my long time childhood friend

-May your days be filled with gasoline and matches!- Grupstra
-Fire, when provoked, will burn- Grupstra

-I'm going to ignore that comment cause you didn't mean it. Say it again and I'll kill you....-

-You shouldn't provoke me, you know I'll bite...Though, to be perfectly honest I leave bite marks even when I'm unprovoked...Well shit my ass, you're screwed aren't you?- Ahh the things I say to poor Ben...

Quothe the Raven,"Bite Me,"---Me

"Darkness resides within us all, it is up to each of wether or not to heed it's call" - ME

"Shut the Fuck up!"- ME

" Don't start something you can't finish!" - Mie and some friends

"submission to repetition means damnation" - Me

"i'm living the strangest life i've ever known, sometimes i'm afraid it's not my own" - Me (inspired by andy warhol if i recall correctly, not sure)

DR.GONZO
As your attorney, I advise you to
tell me where you put the goddamn
mescaline.

Raoul Duke: "there are...two women fucking a polar bear over there"
Dr.Gonzo: "don't say those things man"

"self-improvement is masturbation, now self-destruction..." - Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Shit I lost it.

Tyler Durden: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything

Tyler Durden: You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.

heck almost everything out of fight club i love quoting

on last for the road: "i felt like destroying something beautiful" -'jack' the narrator (my fav)

and one i used in a lyric for my fungrind band:
Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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"In the end one person is left alive and the other... is just breathing." - Toan, in regards to a potentially dangerous match

"I get threw life stress-free from learning to have a healthy dose of 'I Don't Give A Fuck' in times of potential need." - Toan, in regards to how to recover from depression

"If wrestling is going to evolve into what you are then by the time I'm thirty years old I'll be forced to wrestle plants for a living." - Toan, commenting about "The Evolution" Kris Sprules and his shitty wrestling

"You'd look better with a smile." - Toan, commenting about a self-portrait picture of a female friend

This is one that I just said in the the middle of a 4 hour argument with a friend....Don't remember what we were arguing about but this is what came out of my mouth.

"I'm right and your wrong and if you can't except that then shut the fuck up."

Well it achieved my goal of ending the damn argument.

These are what I have said at least once in my pathetic life:

"We live, we die, and the people who do things are just afraid of being bored."

"Religion is there to make people less scared of death."

"If God's real, he's done a shit job in the last thousand years."

"Cannibal fight!"

"Stop lieing or I'll kill you with my compass!" as a response to "You can't say a single sentence without some sort of death in it, can you?"