Necrotic Obsession

And now I see, it's not for you but for me I bleed - compliments moi

"order was the dream of men, chaos was the rule of nature"
i love this one... if one day i have a band, i will name it Chaos!

E-gads, person! have you lost your pop-rocks? ~ me!
hmm well if i think of my other ones i'll post 'em

I looked down and there I was, not on top.

"it's all fun and games
till someone gets killed!"

"never sleep with anyone
crazier than yourself"

"if I would have pulled the triger when
I wanted....
I'd be out by now!"

"Life sucks...
but I suck better!! "

yeah these aren't real funny teken out of context but i'm bored so i'll stick them here.

" yay!!! now use the hatchet the haaaaaatchet!!!!"
" you know that the frog was thinking?"
" DON'T RUN FROM YOUR FEELINGS!!!!!"
" freinds forever!!! right! (name)???? friends for ever! you know what that means!!1 i'ma go to your funeral (name) your funeral!!!!!"

My Imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
A shirt

I'm a 95 year old woman without a lower body, glass eyes and full body Canadian herpes!!! You make my seeing eye midget nervous. - me hopped up on Mountain Dew and no sleep.

"fuckin time differences...always fuck my shit up" - me

Ahem. *clears throat*
Mine aren't really funny, but more philosophical and thought provoking than anything. They sound like mini-poems, but kinda aren't.
I'm boring. :-(


"I think, This is where I need to be, this is where I need to be
..When I close my eyes.
This is where I need to stay
Right here where I lay."

"You’re gonna kill me.
You’re gonna kiss me, you’re gonna kill me, you’re gonna kill me."

"I’m weak.
Broken-knees weak
And to admit to this
Is the greatest strength of all."

"There’s no hope for me
There is no hope where angels go."

"I think of you
And suddenly I notice I am smiling."
(I never smile)

My corny quotes because I don't really have a life and I write every lucid thought that instantly comes to me.

psycho: i think my brain is falling apart
Toxictears: i think it's safe to say..mine is going to explode.
psycho: shit

some of my favs,

If you can't kill yourself will comman household objects, your not trying hard enough- RedX

can you? where is it? can you help me find it?... oh wait.. there it is... right there, it tickles...- Spydr

"And God said, let there be spam, and he saw that it was annoying, and he pointed and laughed"- Fallen Angel (me....duh)

Then theres this, not really a quote but I did write it, years ago

All postings by Fallen Angel© are property of Fallen Angel© In association with Hell inc.© a Subsidiary of Religion co.© These and all other posting are property of Religion co.© and its subsidiaries and shareholders. Any illegal copy of this material will result in civil and legal retaliation. With no less then a fine of $250,000 and/or 5 years in jail.

I stopped being a sexist pig because the bitches hate that shit

a T-shirt

rejoice...for we have horrified and repulsed them....

got it from a bumper sticker..but....my staff uses it it a lot.....

"masterbate in hell, you snot-mongering, rat bastard!"--Me